11-02-07
Him: Hey
You (to yourself): Oh my God.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk... maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey... I should just answer him, i don't want to keep him waiting...well maybe i'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i'm busy... no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i don't care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! i'm just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no that's stupid. 2 y's works. He won't know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.
Breath in, breath out.
You: Heyy
You (to yourself): Oh my God.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk... maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey... I should just answer him, i don't want to keep him waiting...well maybe i'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i'm busy... no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i don't care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! i'm just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no that's stupid. 2 y's works. He won't know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.
Breath in, breath out.
You: Heyy
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it
Today; I got my period, throwing up in the bathroom. My 5 year old brother walks in. "What's wrong?" "i got my period." "Oh." I knew he didn't know what that was. Three days later my brother had too much sugar, he started throwing up. He yells down to my mother saying; "MOM I GOT MY PERIOD! "
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it
Today; I got my period, throwing up in the bathroom. My 5 year old brother walks in. "What's wrong?" "i got my period." "Oh." I knew he didn't know what that was. Three days later my brother had too much sugar, he started throwing up. He yells down to my mother saying; "MOM I GOT MY PERIOD! "
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